Elizabeth
Almost an uncultured swine
(Source: brown-nena)
friendship with me is just various states of this gif
(Source: spacexy)
if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.
……..what
if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man
if your boyfriend can’t catapult you across the room like a boomerang he a cactus
if he don’t powerslam you for breakfast he a herb
if your boyfriend can launch a 90 kg stone over 300 meters you have a trebuchet
White people, this is your legacy. This is the ruination your demonic actions have left behind. This is what your privilege is built upon.